What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

How do scientists behave?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”